I actually stole it from a forward Elmo sent but you guys are funny and imaginative so I want to hear your responses.

If we woke up naked together what would you say? (You can only use three words!) Tell me in a comment and then pass it on to see what kind of crazy answers you get!

My drama-addicted douchebag of a boss fired me. He pulls stuff like this with everyone, but I never actually thought he'd go this far. I didn't even do anything wrong. See, a couple that has been coming in for years came in last Monday, said hey to me by name since I've been there forever, and then I took their order. I typed it into the computer (aka our new system that everyone is still getting used to) and then apparently the way I typed it in ended up making it about $5 less than it should have been. They always get extra meat, cheese, etc. and my boss is insanely cheap so I guess he saw the ticket, thought it was low, rang it up his way, and then assumed I had given them a discount because I knew them....when in fact I actually don't even know their names. Most of the regulars know mine because I've been there over three and a half years - that doesn't mean they're all friends of mine! I'm just a friendly person and get to know people.

Anyway, it wasn't even 2 o'clock yet and I was scheduled to stay until 4. My boss, however, took about $7 out of the register and claimed those were my credit card tips for the day (I know for a fact that I had way more than that) and then said "Go. Just go. I'm furious with you" in the most intimidating tone I've ever heard him use. He wasn't yelling at me like he does to everyone else but it was quite possibly worse. I stood there dumbfounded because at that point I had no idea what I had done wrong. He turned around again and said "Go." With tears in my eyes I slowly walked out the front door, looking back with a confused look on my face. I sat in my car, unable to fathom what I could've possibly done wrong.

I cried for a while, came home, tried to figure out what happened, etc. I ended up getting some texts from co-workers saying that they had heard what happened and that I was better off without that place. They said that they were going to leave too. I thought "Too? Wait, did I actually get fired?" I had convinced myself that he was just mad about something and that I'd find out what it was and refrain from doing it ever again. Oh no -- not even close. All of my shifts were crossed out and given to other waitresses and he told Matty about how he fired me.

I didn't find any of this out until that evening when I went to dinner with co-workers. They felt awful being the one who had to break the news to me, especially since everyone else already knew. I mean, I was planning on finding a new job soon anyway but I wanted it to be on my own terms and I didn't want to put in my two weeks notice until I had secured another job. Needless to say, I ended up ordering a drink and then continuing to drink at my friend Ryan's house late into the night. I slept over at Whitney's house and eventually came home the next day to explain to my family what happened.

Okay, there's a ton more to say but I've already rambled enough and I highly doubt anyone actually read this whole thing. I just figured I'd fill you guys in on what has happened to me recently and plus I hadn't posted a journal in ages.

I needed a new journal entry and figured this one would get some feedback.

Oh, and just for the record...I swallow.

Leave me comments to reply to? I'm in the weirdest mood ever.

EDIT: Yes, that means everyone should reply....including straight guys! I don't care what you say. You can tell me how you like your eggs or ask me some really weird question. It doesn't matter!

Yep, almost 20,000 pageviews! Okay, it might not actually be a lot but it's a nice even number and it seems like a lot to me.

I finally got a new phone and this one has a full keyboard. I still have unlimited texting so feel free to send me some! If you don't have my number just ask.

Oh, and December 31st will be my fourth dA birthday! Wooo, get excited!

I'm pretty jealous of all you senior members! One day I hope to join y'all. It would be a great honor.

I'm almost done with my Christmas shopping! Ooh, and who wants to be texting buddies? Once I get my new phone they should actually go through. I have unlimited texting though, so beware!